watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq, via lampsarepeopletoo)
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
(via the-silly-bitch)
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters
(via cristinahh)
you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
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seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
how do i even have friends
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
HOLY POOP
drake: they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know
me: ok
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f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
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joe you ain’t SHIT
my childhood was ruined at this precise moment
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(via the-silly-bitch)
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
